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NSFW Toy Story Theory is Actually a Thing (And It Will Ruin The Movie For You)

NSFW Toy Story Theory is Actually a Thing (And It Will Ruin The Movie For You)
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This fan theory exists solely to ruin your childhood.

If you don't want the iconic Pixar franchise to be ruined for you forever, then this is the last chance for you to skip this fan theory and continue living in the world where Toy Story is a wholesome kids' animated movie.

But if you decide to continue reading, then consider this simple question: are sex toys alive in the Toy Story universe just like every other toy? There, we ruined it for you.

The question has been bothering fans' minds for a couple of years now because let's be honest: it's only natural to wonder whether all toys have sentience in the Pixar universe. With Toy Story 4 apparently establishing that even a spork can become a toy if it is declared by someone, then why on Earth can't we imagine adult toys having consciousness of their own?

Surprisingly Deep Toy Story Fan Theory That Will Make You Question Life

If the fan theory is correct and sex toys do have sentience, then maybe we are all better off never officially knowing the actual truth.

"Yes [sex toys have consciousness] but they all have ptsd from what has happened to them or are completely insane so they are not mentioned lol," Twitter user BearFaceMuGee suggested.

If you thought it couldn't get worse... it can. How about a crossover?

"I can ever unsee this or unthink it now. And now I think about I think they would hangout in Sausage Party," Twitter user retlasneb said.

What a wonderful opening song the first movie had, by the way. Let us ruin that as well.

And if you start imagining other types of toys that could use a tagline "To infinity and beyond", then a Toy Story marathon will never be the same for you again. Just saying. You chose to continue reading.