7 Best Pick-Up Lines From Dunder Mifflin Employees
The show has given us so many powerful quotes and so many irresistible characters that if we combine these two things together, we're gonna get the best pick-up lines of all time.
Here are our top 7.
7. "Don't make that sound. I know plenty of people who love touching me" (Gabe Lewis)
At first, it might look like this pick-up line is inappropriate, but isn't it the way Gabe Lewis flirts? Do you remember that moment, when he informed Erin that he was all-shaved for her?
We love a man who keeps no secrets.
6. "Hey Boom Guy, When Are You Gonna Boom Me?" (Meredith Palmer)
Meredith isn't afraid to take it all when it comes to drinking and flirting. That time she tried to hit on Brian the boom operator and make him "boom" her.
Yes, she failed, but still ate with this line.
5. "How Do You Like Your Eggs In The Morning?" (Michael Scott)
Date Mike, Michael Scott's alter ego, is always behind all of Michael's attempts to impress a woman on a date. As we've noticed many times, it usually ends in a complete disaster but we still have to hand it to Date Mike.
He constantly provides us with the most awkward and hilarious pick-up lines, just like this one.
4. "I Wanna Be Wined, And Dined, And 69ed." (Kevin Malone)
Kevin proved that you don't have to be the brains of The Office to impress a woman.
He definitely managed to come up with one of the most impressive pick-up lines in television history, summing up a perfect date in 8 words.
3. "Do You Like Candy? Because You're Sweeter Than Candy." (Dwight Schrute)
One of the sweetest things Dwight has come up with for Angela. It seems that Dwight still finds time to be a hopeless romantic in between his intercourses in the Dunder Miffli's warehouse and maintaining his beetroot farm.
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2. "Even Then I Knew, I Was Waiting For My Wife." (Jim Halpert)
The show's heartthrob takes an honorable second place with the best line any woman could ever want to hear. Admit it, we all got teary-eyed when Jim gave his pre-wedding speech about his love for Pam.
"A lot of people told me I was crazy to wait this long for a date with a girl who I worked with, but I think, even then I knew, I was waiting for my wife."
It's too good to be true.
1. "Are You Real Or Are You A Holly-Gram?" (Michael Scott)
It's kind of Michael's thing to come up with tricky, weird phrases, but thank God he's found a woman who understands his language better than anyone.
Having a person with the same sense of humor is definitely a definition of true love. Luckily, Michael and Holly have it.
