5 Times Schitt's Creek's David Roasted Alexis, Consecutively, in a Row
We all love that borderline toxic sibling dynamics, don't we?
If anyone is the epitome of sass, attitude, and sarcasm, it is Schitt's Creek's David Rose, and boy, does he love to practice all three on his sister Alexis — who, by the way, is a worthy opponent when it comes to constant bickering and one-liners.
Let us recall some of the best moments that prompted Alexis to scream "David!" in the most offended way.
5. "Mmm, eat glass!"
When Alexis tries to invite David and Patrick to a potentially cringe-worthy double date, her brother does his best to let her know how offended and interested he is at the same time.
However, when Alexis inevitably starts to mock him and tease how he and Patrick could be a "power failure" instead of a "power couple", David only has two words for her. And yes, you need to hear it from him.
4. The Yoghurt Drama
We know Alexis loves her daily runs — and her yoghurts after them. But one time David was the first to get to her after-jog snack, because well, you know, he was just saving it for during Alexis' run. Gotta go fast, sis.
3. Actually Put the Helmet On
Despite loving to jog every now and then, it's not like Alexis enjoys too much activities, especially if they involve getting her hair ruined.
So when Mutt presented her with a bicycle and a helmet, Alexis couldn't possibly hope that David will try and get her out of this.
Oh no, he made sure she felt as miserable as she could. Honestly, that synchonized "a helme-e-e-et!" gets us every time.
2. "M-m-kay, and why would I do that?"
If there is anything more iconic than David Rose imitating his sister's signature way of speaking, then tell us what is — we will wait.
When Alexis tried to have David help her check out an apartment, he just can't stop mocking her. "Wait, is it cu-ute?" What an icon of sibling love.
1. Dark Things That David Sees
One things brothers do — get unnecessarily keen on telling unwanted horror stories before going to bed.
While this one is not particularly a roasting session, it was the perfect moment of David absolutely getting Alexis — right to a point when she calls her mom and dad, only to hear that eerie "Dad's dead" from her brother.
Ew, David!