10 Below Deck One-Liners So Iconic, You'll Want to Steal Them ASAP
Reality TV has had some pretty good one-liners over the years – many of which have entered common parlance at least for a period of time.
And with some great ones being said on Below Deck, it's surprising that they haven't been caught in such a big way. We're about to change that.
Here are 10 great one-liners that are so good you're going to want to steal them ASAP:
"I'm madder than a pissed-on chicken!" – Capt Lee had some superb lines and this one needs no explanation.
"I'd rather drag my dick through 10 miles of broken whiskey bottles than have those people back on my boat!" – We've all thought it at the end of an evening of meeting new people. Another Lee classic.
"It's my deck now, Buddy Boy." – Just a great line from EJ – and one that can be transferred to almost any scenario by simply replacing the word 'deck' with whatever is relevant.
"Chicken is what poor people eat." – Ok, so it's not exactly a one-liner. In fact, it's more a pi** take of a passenger who had her head shoved firmly up her own a**. But we all eat chicken and can use this line in a multitude of situations.
"Flesh wounds are not 5-star." – Every parent needs this one in their armoury for when a child makes a scene over a grazed knee.
"June, June, Hannah!" – Switch the names for yours and that person who is blatantly ignoring you – and you'll pretty soon start a trend in your workplace.
"You are an absolute oxygen thief." – Enough said.
"I am not the craziest person on this boat!" – Can be used at any time when there is an argument going on around you (particularly one of those that makes you wonder why they're even wasting their breath).
"I am dating someone tall and funny, with dark hair. But we're lesbians." – Maybe not of use for everyone, but pretty funny.
"I'm as serious as a heart attack!" – Another classic line from Capt Lee, and one that bosses everywhere might want to adopt for those moments when they want to make it clear they're not messing about.
So, there you have it. 10 great lines from Below Deck that can be used by almost everyone in some context and (some of which) are bound to catch on wherever you use them.