Which Shrek Character Are You, Based on Your Zodiac Sign?

Princess Fiona (Aries)

If there’s one thing to remember about Princess Fiona, it’s that she doesn’t need anyone to rescue her (on most occasions). She is a true Aries – self-sufficient, brave, and very confident.

Fairy Godmother (Taurus)

Perseverance is more than just a word for Tauruses, and Fairy Godmother is a good example of that. She knows what she wants, and she does everything she can to get it until the very end.

Dragon (Gemini)

Geminis are known for surprising people, and Dragon has definitely done that. She may have started out as Fiona’s fierce guard, but we were all shook when she fell for Donkey (and charmed him), and the rest is history.

Shrek (Cancer)

Shrek can deny his love for his friends all he wants, but we know he is a caring and loyal mom of the group. Like any Cancer, this ogre speaks his mind freely and can hold his own when the going gets tough.

Lord Farquaad (Leo)

It’s a gloomy day to be a Leo, but maybe you can bring out the best in your sign buddy. Farquaad is ambitious and determined, but he has certainly put these traits to bad use. His vanity (which some Leos suffer from) is also pretty notorious.

King Harold (Virgo)

Virgos can be possessive of their loved ones, but only because they want what is best for them. This is the case with King Harold, who cares deeply for his daughter, which is why he was reluctant to let her go.

Pinocchio (Libra)

Pinocchio is genuinely a good guy who just wants to be “a real boy,” and it sucks to see him get insecure about himself. Well, that’s a very Libra thing to do. He is expressive and perky, which is part of his charm.

Prince Charming (Scorpio)

No one is more self-absorbed than Prince Charming, and that is how some Scorpios can be. His jealousy, arrogance, and lack of brains get him nowhere, but at least he has his mama to help him out as much as she can.

Gingerbread Man (Sagittarius)

You can trust Gingy to never betray you. Like any Sagittarius, he is quick on his feet and can come up with a decent lie even under life-threatening circumstances. Gingy’s creativity is his most defining characteristic.

Donkey (Capricorn)

Donkey’s greatest Capricorn trait is his complexity. He is driven and optimistic, and he tries to be helpful to those around him (not always in the best way, but it’s the thought that counts, right?).

Doris (Aquarius)

Doris is the social butterfly of the criminal world, though her tough exterior would suggest otherwise. She is an Aquarius through and through. Doris is a bit of a wildcard, but in the end, she means well.

Puss in Boots (Pisces)

Puss’ sign actually suits him well both on the surface and on the deeper level. His Pisces nature has made him adaptable: there’s no situation that can make Puss feel uncomfortable. He can be careless, but he makes up for it with his good honorable heart.

This is the part where you run away (to binge-watch Shrek).