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Robin Who? 7 Hottest Girls HIMYM's Ted Somehow Dated, Ranked by Reddit

Robin Who? 7 Hottest Girls HIMYM's Ted Somehow Dated, Ranked by Reddit
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Ted Mosby spent most of the show complaining about the lack of eligible women in New York. Yet, he managed to score with the most stunning women in HIMYM.

Here is the definitive list of Ted's hottest girlfriends (hookups) in How I Met Your Mother.

7. Jeanette Peterson

She may have only appeared in six episodes, but her wacky persona is the one to remember. Played by Abby Elliott, Jeanette is the last girl Ted dates before he meets Tracy. She is as cuckoo as she is smoking!

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6. Honey

Katy Perry's memorable cameo has earned her an honorable sixth place, and who could argue? She is absolutely stunning (she is way out of Ted's or Barney's league!). Too bad she is dumb as a doorknob…

5. Becky

Future Mrs. Captain is a perky blonde who is the complete opposite of Robin (and it's funny that Ted thinks that they could work out). Still, Becky (portrayed by Laura Bell Bundy) is one gorgeous news anchor, that's for sure.

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4. Vicky

She may have been an obnoxious person, but we still don't get how Ted's "Naked Man" has ever worked on her. Courtney Ford's character should've just kicked Mosby in the crotch and called the cops for his outrageous move!

3. Carol (Blah-Blah)

HIMYM hasn't gotten a lot of things right, but the show's portrayal of beautiful women with low self-esteem is spot on. This is the only explanation we have for Carol's jealousy of Robin.

Has she ever looked in the mirror? Abigail Spencer was everyone's crush.

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2. Mary the Paralegal

Just like Ted, we all couldn't believe that a girl like Mary would go out with him unless she was getting paid. Erinn Bartlett has done a marvelous job of stealing our hearts over the course of a single episode!

1. Victoria

She may not have been at the top of Ted's list, but she is at the top of ours. Ashley Williams' Victoria is the perfect combination of hot, caring, and smart.

We wouldn't have been disappointed if she had turned out to be the Mother – Victoria is the best.

Looking back with this list in mind, we can say that Ted is a legen-wait-for-it-dary wizard for getting all these lovely women interested in him.

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