5 Times When The Big Bang Theory Got Really Naughty
Quotes from The Big Bang Theory that only grown-ups will understand.
TBBT is packed with all sorts of innuendos. Let's recall some of the most unforgettable and naughtiest ones.
"Oh man, first monster I see I'm gonna sneak up behind him, whip out my wand and shoot my magic all over his ass!" — Raj (S6E11)
Raj's quote is funny because it is both an innuendo with a reference to his love for fantasy and magic. The humor lies in the double entendre, where Raj's intention to use his wand and shoot magic at a monster's ass is meant to be taken literally, but it also has a suggestive undertone.
Stuart's response is not less hilarious: "Do you hear yourself when you say these things?"
"Screwed?" — Sheldon (S4E5)
In the 5th episode of season 4, Leonard tries to describe the situation Sheldon found himself in by saying: "What would you be if you were attached to another object by an inclined plane, wrapped helically around an axis?"
Sheldon's response, "Screwed?", just multiples the comedic effect. It's a pun that plays on the different definitions of the word "screwed."
"I had a dream we got so rich from the app, you and I bought matching side-by-side mansions. But there was a secret tunnel connecting your front yard to my back yard. What do you think it means?" — Raj (S4E12)
This one is as dirty as it gets. No commentary is needed.
"Amy played with me" — Sheldon (S10E24)
In the finale of season 10 it becomes apparent to everyone except Sheldon that Dr. Nowitski is interested in him. Eventually, Penny takes Sheldon aside to have a private conversation about this situation.
The gist of their conversation goes as follows: Penny says that Sheldon should view himself as one of those limited edition toys. Sheldon deduces that this perspective makes him more desirable because he is unique.
Then he says, "Although Amy has already taken me out of my package and played with me".
"I have sheep, I just need wood. Who has wood for my sheep?" — Sheldon (S5, E13)
Sheldon, Howard, and Raj gathered to play The Settlers of Catan. Sheldon asks if anyone has wood and the guys just burst out laughing because of the double entendres of his request.