5 Signs You Won't Make It In Quentin Tarantino Movie
Be careful and don't make these mistakes unless you want to be the first person to die in a Tarantino movie.
From Pulp Fiction to Hateful Eight, Tarantino movies are full of unpredictable twists and turns, and no character's survival, even if they are crucial for the plot, is guaranteed.
So if you ever find yourself in a Tarantino film, here are 5 signs that suggest you might not make it to the end.
You Talk Too Much
Rule number one: If you ever find yourself on the verge of danger, never try to deliver a goddamn long monologue. Remember what it cost Channing Tatum's character in Hateful Eight?
This is what we're talking about. There are only two men in the Tarantino universe who can waste their time on 30-minute monologues: Samuel L. Jackson and Christoph Waltz, and if you're not one of them, get a goddamn gun and shoot your opponent.
You Are Scared Of Blood
Rule number two: If you are afraid of blood and corpses, why are you even in the movie? Get ready to behead some bastards and get covered in blood from head to toe.
Well, at least if you don't have a sensitive nature, otherwise you'll be the one whose brains are cleaned out of the back seat of the car.
You've Never Held A Gun
Rule number three: Where have you been if you haven't learned how to use a gun yet? Tarantino's world is a cruel one, and no one is going to babysit your immature butt.
So pick up a gun and figure out how to use it until someone uses it on you.
You Don't Get Along With Samuel L. Jackson's Character
Rule number four: You already know that this person has some advantages over the other characters, so it's in your best interest to make friends with him.
But if you failed and pissed him off, be prepared to suffer — first from harsh insults and then from pain accompanied by his favorite lines from the Bible, Ezekiel 25:17.
You Are In The Wrong Place At The Wrong Time
Rule number five: The last and most important rule: Always think ahead of your actions and where you are going next.
Because, you know, every action has consequences and even a harmless trip to the bathroom can cost you your life. Poor Vincent Vega...